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When a dominant partner trains a submissive on fetish protocol. Punishment inflicted on a submissive for disobedience. Disco Stick: A dick on the dance floor, or one belonging to a man with rhythm.
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Thrusting a penis into a partner during fellatio as if the mouth were a more accommodating orifice. This act often provokes an excess of saliva and involuntary tears. It is commonly featured in hardcore porn scenes and involves gagging, deep throating, and runny mascara.
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Just as practical as a woman stuffing a hedgehog in her vagina, or hedgehogging. A fetish for older partners, particularly partners who belong to an older generation. When a man has sex. Often used in reference to a man having sex for the sport of it, as opposed to other emotional reasons. A genetic girl. Often used in the transgender community. A male prostitute who deals primarily with female clientele.
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The male equivalent to a Cougar.
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